Oh dear he is 32 for a central striker. Yes get the life support machine out for the decrepid old pensioner. Reach for the wheelchair. Line up his zimmer frame. Osteoporosis must be at an advanced stage 😂
Coming to think of it, you need to some help too. Fancy pissing your colostomy bag with rage because someone has an opinion. Maybe someone needs to switch your life support machine off. You clearly struggle with life.
For a not so insurmountable fee you can grab a flight to Switzerland and end your sorrows now, Happy Henry.