Some of my favourite phrases of the last twenty years

If Barnsley hadn’t beaten all those Premier League teams we would never have got to the Cup final
If Jones had played Rambo we would have won the Cup
If the Championship wasn’t so weak we would’ve never won the League and got promoted
If we’d played Warnock’s way in the first half of the season we’d never have got promoted to the Prem for a second time
If we didn’t have Tan as owner the bookies wouldn’t have us a possible relegation candidates and several/some/many supporters would be a lot happier
Let’s hope the bookies have missed some vital evidence again this season.