Quote Originally Posted by Bluebirdman Of Alcathays View Post
Haven't had a curry in ages. The last kebab I had (many years ago) ran straight through me. What an enriching night that was.

Technically, and not that I'm advocating this, but you don't need immigration for kebabs and curries; you just need to go and learn their techniques and bring them back.
Eating a Kebab after several beers (does anyone eat them sober) is one of the most Culturally British things a man can do. I'd stick with a roast iif i was you