Mile high club..

Anybody here joined the mile high club?

My partner and I are going to Mexico in August and really want to join the club.

Any tips?

is it illegal too?

[saddle sniffer]

I once poked my finger into my bum on an Easyjet flight to Dublin. Nobody seemed to mind.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Is she top end scrunt?

[mazadona10]

Is she top end scrunt?

Who said it was a she?

[TH63]

Unless you're both midgets, forget it

[JamesWales]

I am a member of the slightly less exclusive mile high wank club.

[mazadona10]

I am a member of the slightly less exclusive mile high wank club.

I always wondered why those safety sheets were laminated

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Anybody here joined the mile high club?

Probably easier if you use your own, it'll be cramped enough as it is.

[Harry Monk]

Anybody here joined the mile high club?

Thinly veiled "mam says I can go on holiday with my girlfriend" post.

[Harry Monk]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387749/Couple-faces -jail-performing-lewd-indecent-obscene-sex-acts-flight-Las-V egas-horrified-passengers.html

[Mrs Steve R]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387749/Couple-faces -jail-performing-lewd-indecent-obscene-sex-acts-flight-Las-V egas-horrified-passengers.html

What is wrong with people?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

"They did take a break, however, when the mid-flight drink and snack service came down the aisle, but resumed shortly after."

[Vimana.]

"They did take a break, however, when the mid-flight drink and snack service came down the aisle, but resumed shortly after."

Classy

[Vimana.]

"They did take a break, however, when the mid-flight drink and snack service came down the aisle, but resumed shortly after."

Mission .. unaccomplished.

[The Bloop]

"They did take a break, however, when the mid-flight drink and snack service came down the aisle, but resumed shortly after."

[Taunton Blue Genie]

"They did take a break, however, when the mid-flight drink and snack service came down the aisle, but resumed shortly after."

Mmm .. mouth still full of half chewed crisps and egg sarnie ..

Was she a virgin, by any chance?