Urban myths you were told when you were younger.

**Banc Blue** · 08-07-15, 16:31

Don't go to the hydro slides in Porthcawl/Swansea as there was someone who got badly cut after someone stuck a load of razor blades in side the slides with chewing gum.

Anymore?

**Heathccfc** · 08-07-15, 16:40

Eat your carrots to make you see better in the dark

**Vimana.** · 08-07-15, 16:43

waNkk1ng maks your eeySihgt bAd.

0h .. wherrs mY fekkkn glas5eS gon

**Kitman** · 08-07-15, 16:49

Yep, that razor blade / water slide one is a classic,

Others that spring to mind

Go on a night out in town and someone pricks you with a needle and leavs a note in your pocket saying "Welcome to the HIV club"
Some, kid in some school in Cardiff killed herself in an exam by putting two pencils up her nose and smacking her head on the table
Some story involving Eddie Murphy, a hotel in Vegas, a lift, an amusing misunderstanding and him settling the bill (have heard this from So many different people!)

You are fed a serious amount of bollox in school!!

**BLUETIT** · 08-07-15, 16:59

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

**Culver Blue** · 08-07-15, 18:16

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Also the one about someone doing a belly flop off top board Empire Pool and all their guts spilled all over the deep end

**RFMH** · 08-07-15, 18:35

The one about a guy getting multi raped when his head as stuck in a bottle bank on a night out did the rounds.

**Alex DeLarge** · 08-07-15, 18:38

Marc Almond collapsing and gallons and gallons of spunk having to be pumped out of his stomach.

**G rangetown Blue** · 08-07-15, 19:29

Has to be this >

**Steve R** · 08-07-15, 19:31

Police are there to help you.

**Disco Des** · 08-07-15, 19:40

[insert the name of Chinese restaurant] had their food tested and was found they were selling dog.

**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 08-07-15, 19:40

Originally Posted by Steve R wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 20:31

Police are there to help you.

**splott parker** · 08-07-15, 19:45

Originally Posted by G rangetown Blue wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 20:29

Has to be this >

I hope this is nothing to do with, "If I take my thumb out, you'll sink".

**Shergar** · 08-07-15, 19:47

If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap itself around your heart and you'll die.

**Loya Jirga** · 08-07-15, 19:50

If you do it standing up, she won't get pregnant...

**BLUETIT** · 08-07-15, 19:59

Originally Posted by Loya Jirga wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 20:50

If you do it standing up, she won't get pregnant...

Oh yes she will.

**Divine Wright** · 08-07-15, 20:06

Pierre Emil HÃ¸jbjerg was going to sign for us.

**londontaffia** · 08-07-15, 20:15

Some bloke dived off the top board in the empire pool, but belly flopped and his stomach split open.....

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 08-07-15, 20:20

You are being held in a queue but an adviser will be with you shortly.

**jeepster** · 08-07-15, 20:21

That when you went to Llanrumney high after junior school you had your head stuck down the toilet and the flush was pulled.

**Blue Countisbury** · 08-07-15, 20:25

An aspirin dissolved in coca cola will get you high

Semen was found in a curry in the Lah*** Restaurant Newport

Cardiff City sleeping giant

**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 08-07-15, 20:28

Microwaved banana skin is an excellent substitute for weed.

**jeepster** · 08-07-15, 20:29

Originally Posted by Blue Countisbury wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 21:25

An aspirin dissolved in coca cola will get you high

I can not believe the last one

**beef** · 08-07-15, 20:29

A cup of tea will cool you down in hot weather.

**Tiger Bay** · 08-07-15, 20:32

Originally Posted by jeepster wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 21:21

That when you went to Llanrumney high after junior school you had your head stuck down the toilet and the flush was pulled.

Do remember the GREEN LADY story ? if you stared into a mirror too long , she would take your soul...half the school had mass hysteria = me included

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