OK, I'll go first. I'll pretend to be some bloke in a pub for you (who says 'luv' a lot).
Err luv, can I have err .. a j20 please luv. yeah .. the one in the bottom shelf .. over a bit .
Hey Nugent, look, look .. man ! the ar$e on that girl .. faaack.
Eh? wha I missed it Mun
Err! .. sorry luv I changed my mind, , can I have a Pint of whatever Nugent is buying
What mun!?
oh that's kind Nuge - I'll have a Guinness. Anyways, hows those Red Devils of yours doin' eh?!