I am a teacher at a leading faith-based city college, and the foundation of all our educational philosophy is that the Bible is the word of God and the truth. Consequently, in biology we teach creationism as explained in the book of Genesis, and in mathematics we teach that pi equals 3, as stated in the book of Kings. Anyone pupil who believes in dinosaurs, or who puts 3.14159 into equations for pi is taken into the playground and stoned to death against the boiler-house wall.