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[Colonel Cærdiffi]

I am bemused about your comment about my replying to posts 'out of the blue' as it's a message board and I don't feel the need to target any individuals at all - and I didn't say that I find you 'unfunny'. I stated that I found some of your retorts unfunny when they were, in fact, attempted put-downs. However, I am not here to engage on long-winded conflicts of any kind so I hope that we can move on.

By "out of the blue" I mean I wasn't talking to you, or even about you, but you decided to engage me in conversation with remarks that were clearly meant to annoy. And I'm not even talking about Saturday evening, there have been other instances of you doing that in recent times.

[Vimana.]

Can you explain to your audience exactly what I have said this evening to deserve the abuse from you and the usual suspects.

"audience" ! as if ..

No need. I may not be 'Mr Popular' - I'll accept and live with that if so.
But you are a universally renowned MB ar$e / figure of widespread ridicule. But who cannot accept it .

I'm not vindictive. You do need help.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

By "out of the blue" I mean I wasn't talking to you, or even about you, but you decided to engage me in conversation with remarks that were clearly meant to annoy. And I'm not even talking about Saturday evening, there have been other instances of you doing that in recent times.

What comments were they, CC? I don't usually come on here with the 'intention to annoy' and I rarely get involved in spats and personal insults.

[Elysium]

"audience" ! as if ..

No need. I may not be 'Mr Popular' - I'll accept and live with that if so.
But you are a universally renowned MB ar$e / figure of widespread ridicule. But who cannot accept it .

I'm not vindictive. You do need help.

In such circumstances, could I respectfully request you place me on ignore for the good of everyone. Your loathing is ruining the board.

[Vimana.]

Crikey, there is no denying - look at all these posts - there is a lot of frustration evident on this MB at this time.

I admit I got involved here tonight - Apols, poor show. No point trying to educate pork though, so - for that reason, I'm out.

I'll let Mr '12x banned for being a c*nt' carry on attempting - laughably! - (as ever) to somehow convince himself he is Mr High and Mighty ..

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

What comments were they, CC? I don't usually come on here with the 'intention to annoy' and I rarely get involved in spats and personal insults.

That's what I thought too. My having attended the games in the past doesn't make it that funny

Poor jokes are no laughing matter, you know.

Not one of your funniest ripostes, CC.

From the last few days.

[Elysium]

Crikey, there is no denying - look at all these posts - there is a lot of frustration evident on this MB at this time.

I admit I got involved here tonight - Apols, poor show. No point trying to educate pork though, so - for that reason, I'm out.

I'll let Mr '12x banned for being a c*nt' carry on attempting - laughably! - (as ever) to somehow convince himself he is Mr High and Mighty ..

Apology accepted.

Appreciated.

Now put me on ignore and cut out the aggro.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

From the last few days.

What about your comments that preceded those comments, CC?
Would you please put my comments in context?

[Vimana.]

Apology accepted.

Appreciated.

Now put me on ignore and cut out the aggro.

No!...I don't believe in ignorance and censorship.

Now stop being a tw*t, and you wont get any 'aggro'! (duh! .. how many times?!)

15 years or so on, I doubt you will get it now, but .. who knows!

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

What about your comments that preceded those comments, CC?
Would you please put my comments in context?

I can't be arsed. If you're really interested you can go look for yourself. You asked for examples, you got them.

Fine, lets just pretend you haven't been responding to my posts recently to tell me you didn't find them funny. Lets just say those examples I just gave you were all my imagination.

[Elysium]

No!...I don't believe in ignorance and censorship.

Now stop being a tw*t, and you wont get any 'aggro'! (duh! .. how many times?!)

15 years or so on, I doubt you will get it now, but .. who knows!

I thought you were off?

Just leave it there mate, you are starting to look just a little sad.

[Vimana.]

I thought you were off?

Just leave it there mate, you are starting to look just a little sad.

Aye, no doubt I am.

Now, read this slowly and take it in: Nobody - nobody - cares what you think. Genuinely. Nobody.

Just take it in.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I can't be arsed. If you're really interested you can go look for yourself. You asked for examples, you got them.

Fine, lets just pretend you haven't been responding to my posts recently to tell me you didn't find them funny. Lets just say those examples I just gave you were all my imagination.

CC, I'm not someone who generally gets in spats with other posters and I'm not someone who needs to have contracted disputes of any description. My quoted comments were all responses to yours and one thing for certain is that I never describe you as a tosser or anything similar. It is inevitable that we may have a difference of opinion with other posters on here but the fact that the 'handbag' thread was deleted says it all (and not due to my link!). I do not deliberately pursue you in any way whatsoever and you are often very funny. However, some of your comments directed at me I found less that humourous and I said so. You regard my responses as insults and call me a tosser as your response. Why not put this to bed and move on? Any of us could die tomorrow and, statistically, it is more likely to be me. May I just ask that, as someone who hands out criticism, that you consider it when it directed towards you if in a civil fashion? Or is that inflammatory? If so, I retract it. Life's too short, CC.

[Elysium]

Aye, no doubt I am.

Now, read this slowly and take it in: Nobody - nobody - cares what you think. Genuinely. Nobody.

Just take it in.

Good night Vimana.

Go to bed, I really have no feelings whatsoever about you think or scribble on here.

Off you run.

[Vimana.]

^^^

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

CC, I'm not someone who generally gets in spats with other posters and I'm not someone who needs to have contracted disputes of any description. My quoted comments were all responses to yours

Yes, the comments I quoted were your responses to me AFTER you had entered the thread and started being arsey with me. Feel free to actually look at those threads and see who started talking to who.

and one thing for certain is that I never describe you as a tosser or anything similar. It is inevitable that we may have a difference of opinion with other posters on here but the fact that the 'handbag' thread was deleted says it all (and not due to my link!). I do not deliberately pursue you in any way whatsoever

well the examples I posted have shown this not to be true

and you are often very funny. However, some of your comments directed at me I found less that humourous and I said so. You regard my responses as insults

well when you tell someone you dont find them funny when they're speaking to you it does tend to insult them

and call me a tosser as your response. Why not put this to bed and move on?

I'm not talking to myself here TBG, in fact it was once again you that came unprompted into this thread to tell me I was "below par" and "not even mildy funny"

Any of us could die tomorrow and, statistically, it is more likely to be me. May I just ask that, as someone who hands out criticism, that you consider it when it directed towards you if in a civil fashion?

If you can show me a time where I've entered a thread solely to criticize you then please do so. I've seen plenty of the opposite happening.

Or is that inflammatory? If so, I retract it. Life's too short, CC.

The bottom line is that you asked for examples and you've got them.

[Ainsley Harriott]

Can't we just go back to liking football and riding our bikes?

We haven't had a new 'ccmb-ism' in ages.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

The bottom line is that you asked for examples and you've got them.

You seem to be happy to include quotes when it suits you but not when I ask you to include your original comments that I responded to. And now you describe me as 'arsey'. And I am supposedly pursuing you. And I'm a tosser.

I am happy to let this go and if you think I am doing that for my own convenience so be it.

I will let other posters make up their own minds.

[Jordi Culé]

I liken this board to doing magic mushrooms, it's an alternative to real life with everything and everyone being a subversive, tripped out, surreal and unorthodox substitute.

It's that reason I only frequent here sporadically as too many magies can do your head in.

I think people should lighten up though. It can be personal and some can't take a dig although don't mind dishing it out.

Just for clarification, Elysium you're a cuunt.

[Elysium]

You seem to be happy to include quotes when it suits you but not when I ask you to include your original comments that I responded to. And now you describe me as 'arsey'. And I am supposedly pursuing you. And I'm a tosser.

I am happy to let this go and if you think I am doing that for my own convenience so be it.

I will let other posters make up their own minds.

My minds made up.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

My minds made up.

Are you with the Travelling Wilberries?

[Bluebird since 1948]

Verbal jousting has always been a major part of football forums and long may it continue.

[Elysium]

Are you with the Travelling Wilberries?

No.

The travelling Wilburys.

Not wishing to be pedantic, but hope this helps.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

No.

The travelling Wilburys.

Not wishing to be pedantic, but hope this helps.

I accept the grammatical correction. Funnily enough, you and I are not natural allies as you get involved in more spats than anyone - and I have expressed as much. However, I thank you for your tip regarding the boat service to the Bay. It made a good day out.

[Vimana.]

Has there ever been a bigger wanker than Croesy, Elysium (irony!), Mark ?