Ferk off Bake off.

[the other bob wilson]

I see what you mean. I can't for the life of me understand why a large proportion of the country sit down to watch match of the day.
I used to play football when I was a kid and scored some great goals in my back garden
Don't know what all the fuss is about

People play football out their back and pretend they're Bale, Messi, Ronaldo etc. when, in most cases, they know full well they'll never reach such a standard - anyone can cook a decent sponge.