These teasers are great - can't wait for the book launch now.
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I promised youngest daughter we could go and see " Trolls " in the cinema, its on Kids am ( so £2.50 a ticket ),
Its not a drama, will still leave 3 hours to get to CCS, its normally just under 2 hours drive, 1 hour spare for traffic and to pop into ASDA for a few snacks
I fill up with fuel, that did eat into my time by 5 mins, hit the road to the M4 and its stopped, not moving at all
sat in it for about 45 mins and realise we are not even going to get to the ground before 1/2 time, so i spin around and come home
Then we win 5 Nil, I like 5 Nil wins
though i s.pose i would have still see 4 of the goals
to make matters worse, she has seen the film Twice before
These teasers are great - can't wait for the book launch now.
Went to see my publisher and took along my 5 year old son, he wanted to stop for ice cream of course, so I obliged and we ended up at a KFC. The manager walks past us eating our ice cream and says to my son "wait right there" and rushed off through a 'Staff Only' door. When he came back he gave my son a free KFC hat!
With all the excitement we got to my publisher over half an hour late and he'd gone home by then, typical
Decided to have a MacDonalds before the game with my daughter. Thought I should leave enough time to work the computer ordering system, wait for our meal, eat it and still get in the ground if we hit MacDonalds around 10.00. We wanted a McDonalds double sausage MacMuffin with hash browns and large latte coffee. Just as we reached the counter, it was time to switch from the breakfast menu so we decided on a Spicey Chicken bun and fries. As our food was about to be served, there was a lot of shouting and movement and we were told to lie on the floor. Armed police raced in and apprehended a suspicious looking man of Asian appearance. His holdall was lying on the floor and we were advised that any movement might trigger an explosion. Two hours later the bomb disposal team arrived and bravely rendered the device safe. This took about two and a half hours, but by now our meals were stone cold. We left famished and far far too late to see the game. It was just our luck.
naughty boys ..
Bloody hell, I come home after a 5-0 win, log in to ccmb to even more excitement, I don't think I can cope with it all.
Bloody CCMB police has arrived ffs
I remember the first time I encountered the spelling police, I must have been in the 1st or 2nd year of junior school at the time. I was in the school library with my 4 year old and John Barnes was doing a book signing, well I queued up with the rest of the kids when my 5 year old tells me he wants a bag of M&M's from the vending machine.
So, we head over to the machine and I'm digging around in my pockets for change when I realise I'm a kid who doesn't really have the need to be holding sums of cash on my person, obviously my 6 year old isn't best pleased and when we head back into the library we find that Barnes had left 45 mins ago. Bloody fuming
Although points deducted as no one has slipped in some humble brags about how talented the kids are.
I'm pretty sure that, many years from now, the school curriculum will replace Shakespeare with Blue Matt.
The good thing is that we'll be able to tell our great grandkids that we got to experience the great man first.
#privileged
GIVE MATT A TV SHOW IN WHICH HE TELLS HIS ANECDOTES... AUDIENCE GETS FREE ZIMBABWEAN BURRITOS
I hope future tales get serialised.
I don't think it will be as big a draw as Loan Watch in the CCMB ratings but "Matt's Matchday Mishaps" could grow into a ratings grabber.
And fire him out of the chair backwards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXF7NDeto_w
Tune in again at the same time next week folks when Blue Matt will be talking us through the 3pm 'School Run'. Don't miss it!!