Where were you on the night Jill Dando was murdered?
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I am going to write her a naughty love letter
Where were you on the night Jill Dando was murdered?
Sludge definitely got a touch of the Barry George about him tonight. Too much Blue Nun and Omega white cider I'm guessing?
Sludge would fancy anyone of the female gender.
Me Myself and Irene is where she is at her best.
For 17 consecutive years Sludge has reigned supreme as this forum's undisputed arch rotter. Along the way he's kept the crown by seeing off challenges from disreputable scoundrels the like of NEWYORKWELSH, Baker, VICTOR and receding_not_balding.
There isn't a woman alive he'd decline to throw a leg over. He's yet to clap eyes on a roly poly Jeremy Kyle guest he wouldn't introduce his spam javelin to in an instant. He lounges around his Cowbridge abode in a string vest, Liverpool FC codpiece and precious little else. Worse, he's often sat cross-legged on a bean bag chair listening to Rick Astley CDs.
Visitors are invited to gaze at his framed Masters Degree in Contemporary Literture that hangs high upon one wall, so high in fact that few notice the absent A in Literature for he purchased it over the internet for £2.99 from a bloke from Botswana called Mustapha.
I feel Oggy Moggy and other posters are being highly disrespectful towards the esteemed Mr Factory. Despite having a Police record for stalking Master Sludge had turned his whole life around and has become a distinguished member of this fine messageboard.
Yes he may have hygiene problems and yes his growing dependence on alcohol and prescription drugs is far from ideal but things are on the up as I gather the bailiffs are not due until a week on Tuesday.
Don't diss the Sludge
Better looking women in Hollywood kicking about.
Diora Baird is my personal favourite and Amy Adams if I'm keeping up the red head theme.
Kate Beckinsale still does it for me, she could leave a man suitably drained if her life depended on it.
OK!
Talking of high standards, now I could be wrong of course, but still, I somehow cant see Renee checking you out, deciding to chat for 5 mins before breaking down and begging you to reconsider your views.
As I said, I could be so very wrong there. ;)