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People who refer to their large TVs as "the beast"
Blokes who brag about eating currys "the hotter the better"
People that get offended on my behalf.
People who say they are not going to moan when you go clothes shopping but start moaning as soon as you get there.
People who strangle rabbits.
People who think I call my big television The Beast
"I'm good".
People with all the time in the world who chat away to the check out lady at lunchtime oblivious to the queue behind them.
Cyclists on pavements.
Women who clatter me with their handbags on the train in the morning.
People who stop at the top of an escalator so you pile into the back of them.
People who take their bikes on the train clogging up space so they can ride 200 yards to work.
Cyclists who barrel through pedestrian crossings on red lights.
People who keep bringing up some bloody fb group from ages ago.
People who laugh at their own jokes
On the opening credits of Football on 5, the bloke sat on the coach, looks a bit like Bobby Gould.
Is that trivial enough?
People who dress, talk or act like chavs.
People who are unnecessarily loud in public (people who share their phone conversation with an entire train carriage for example).
People who walk slowly two-or-three abreast on the pavement, or people who walk two-abreast on the pavement towards you and don't become single file so you can pass them walking the other way.
And the bus. Happens all the time, once I was near the front of the bus, a "lady" near the back was discussing her court appearance on her mobile for all to hear.
People (nearly always women) who go to the shops in their pyjamas.
Political Correctness (Prob not trivial, though)
Singing "1-0 and you f•cked it up..."
You have to had been at least 3-0 down before you start using that one.
Singing "you're not famous anymore" - that's quite a flattering song, especially to the likes of Portsmouth, who've never even been famous.
'Can I get'