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    Sludge

    Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Minion View Post
    Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!
    I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
    By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
    Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.

    https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    tentsile-hammock-tent.jpg

    Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    tentsile-hammock-tent.jpg

    Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....
    Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard

    Not at the moment obviously

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?
    In a word yes

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.



    https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB

    Thanks Simon

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard

    Not at the moment obviously
    I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people!

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people!
    Everything gives me the horn

    Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
    Argos

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Argos
    Only if you buy from them and you can't test out their stuff first

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Everything gives me the horn

    Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn
    Front gate must be a euphemism

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    Front gate must be a euphemism
    Ladyboys

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Start wanking standing up.

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Start wanking standing up.
    The springs would be in an even worse state then

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.

    https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB
    Good if you like sleeping on a trampoline.

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go
    It must smell like a fish gutters gloves

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go
    Are you courting at the moment Mr Sludge?

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.

    Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Namaste View Post
    Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.

    Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.
    Sludge will pee the bed though.

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.
    Will check it out

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    Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Minion View Post
    Sludge will pee the bed though.
    The only stains on my mattress will be the stains of love

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