Quote Originally Posted by Mr Soul '68 View Post
C'mon Sludgey, I would have thought Waitrose in Cowbridge would have been the place for you to do your weekly shopping. All that posh totty, smartly dressed, well made up. When you've pulled one, you can get back to yours and blast the ol' Sabbaff out at ear splitting volume. Show her what's she missing, after all there is more to music that Pavarotti and Rod Stewart, tell her. Impress her with your knowledge of Cardiff City, and she'll soon forget about good ol' rugger bugger types. Impress her with your historical knowledge and the eating habits of the Germans in Stalingrad during WWII. She'll soon be forgetting about hubbies stocks n shares and the holiday in the Maldives and swooning in your arms!
I am banned from Waitrose and that's where all the Tories goits the co op for me