Sludge it's like the old one where I pull down my pant's and my wife takes one look at it and says
'who are you going to satisfy with that little thing'
'Myself'
Then I sleep on the couch.
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Sludge it's like the old one where I pull down my pant's and my wife takes one look at it and says
'who are you going to satisfy with that little thing'
'Myself'
Then I sleep on the couch.
Join a knitting club Sludge. I'm the only bloke there.
C'mon Sludgey, I would have thought Waitrose in Cowbridge would have been the place for you to do your weekly shopping. All that posh totty, smartly dressed, well made up. When you've pulled one, you can get back to yours and blast the ol' Sabbaff out at ear splitting volume. Show her what's she missing, after all there is more to music that Pavarotti and Rod Stewart, tell her. Impress her with your knowledge of Cardiff City, and she'll soon forget about good ol' rugger bugger types. Impress her with your historical knowledge and the eating habits of the Germans in Stalingrad during WWII. She'll soon be forgetting about hubbies stocks n shares and the holiday in the Maldives and swooning in your arms!
His modus operandi - and why he's anxious to get another hound - is to visit areas where dog walking is popular. Another prop is his crutch to go with an exaggerated limp. He engages lone women in everyday discourse before implying the gammy leg resulted from a hush-hush derring-do mission on behalf of HM Government.
Those whose instincts fail them end up at his bedsit swigging from a glass of White Lightning cider which masks the bitter taste of rohypnol. Two hours later they awake confused, disheveled and wondering to themselves why their ring feels sore.
Those whose instincts fail them end up at his bedsit swigging from a glass of White Lightning cider which masks the bitter taste of rohypnol. Two hours later they awake confused, disheveled and wondering to themselves why their ring feels sore.[/QUOTE]
I would have thought ol' sludgey would have taken any ring that they were wearing off, and headed pronto to his nearest Cash Generators. Spend the money on more White Lightning, Special Brew, and crap music CDs hehehe
I would have thought ol' sludgey would have taken any ring that they were wearing off, and headed pronto to his nearest Cash Generators. Spend the money on more White Lightning, Special Brew, and crap music CDs hehehe[/QUOTE]
I don't drink but I have a massive collection of death metal CDs you are right there
Just as well, I do know a female that work's there, seriously. I'd have to warn her about a Sabbaff loving gentleman who cruises the shopping isles, not looking to shop or buy any produce, but is there to peer at ladies backsides as they bend over the freezer compartments. You rotter, you!!
I would defovery portionable mmmmmm
And that ITV news reader, Julie Etchinham. Oh boy oh boy Lovely Friday evening fayre
Dick was he? I got accused of Being Sgt Pepper the other day. I don't get it. Was he a dick n all. I will keep being me and defend any thing I say or say sorry if I being a nob. Good night Mrs and Mr Steve. Its all good stuff. No man is an Island except Barry. Love that saying.
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