He lives in the village Stoke climsland , callington , Cornwall about half a mile from my sister and when he is up here lives in ogmore by sea near Bridgend
He's a bacon eggs sausage spam beans egg spam fried bread spam toast doner kebab and spam man
Cup of tea , sugar , spam and corn flakes to finish
He owns about five properties in the village and goes to church
His favourite band is napalm death
We will take about 5000 to boro