He lives in the village Stoke climsland , callington , Cornwall about half a mile from my sister and when he is up here lives in ogmore by sea near Bridgend

He's a bacon eggs sausage spam beans egg spam fried bread spam toast doner kebab and spam man

Cup of tea , sugar , spam and corn flakes to finish

He owns about five properties in the village and goes to church

His favourite band is napalm death

We will take about 5000 to boro