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That Kardashian woman.
Physically she's just my type - long dark hair, dark skin, curvy figure, large breasts etc.
So how come I'd rather kill her than shag her?
Currently watching homeland.
Pisses me off no end hearing "Mascaaaw"
Russians say 'Moskva' and that's marvelous. 'Moscow' is the next best way to say it. Maybe even the best for me because I'm not Russian and it doesn't sound like I'm taking the piss when I say it. 'Mascaaaw' is clearly not an acceptable substitute. I refute any suggestion otherwise and consider it to be mildly irritating.
when you go for a piss and produce what seems to be 2 streams. 1 more considerably more powerful and accurate than the 1 that just drips onto the floor.
Last edited by joecity; 27-10-17 at 05:03. Reason: always a typo
I was banking on it.. never mind.
Another one that I find a bit more than mildly irritating is people who shorten words.
Girl on my Instagram writes "litro" instead of literally. She also over uses the word literally putting it in literally every sentence she writes.
There's way more. "That's beaut" instead of the extra few letters to write beautiful..
I could be here for hours on this one though so I'll just quit now before I piss myself off...