Back in the Early Nineties on the weekends in the summer we used to drive down to Oxwich bay get pissed have a bar b q then kip in the car or on the beach then come home the next day.
This one night I bumped into a couple of lads i knew from back in my school days , they were regulars down there they had a Jetski a boat all the works and were friends with the Landlord of the Oxwich bay hotel, anyway when last orders came we noticed there was a wedding going on in the function room. The brothers spoke to the landlord and we were allowed to go in baring in mind we were dressed in cut down jeans trainers and tee-shirts. On entering the DO my mate got on the dance floor and starting dancing with brides maids , then another mate went up and helped himself to some wedding cake. Then one of the brothers who was very pissed came back from the bar with 2 pints and dropped them both on the floor , then this shall we say big boned Jack lady in white stiletto heels slipped on the spilt beer went arse over tit and landed on her back , by this time All eyes were on the 6 of us.
I just remember fighting to get out of there the whole wedding party turned on us fecking Jack Bastards.