Tonight's Chinese , have it !!!!

[J R Hartley]

Mate, you have no idea.

I’ve been married for 27 years so I’m not used to having to decide what’s for dinner and what to watch on the telly.

Don’t waste it.

I hate it when I say “I’m nipping out for a Chinese do you want anything? “ For me to know how much to get.

“No I’m not hungry”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’ll have a small pick of yours later if I feel hungry”

Then guaranteed when I’m on the way to the Chinese she will ring saying “don’t fancy a kebab do you?”

“No, I fancy a Chinese.”

“Ah ok, just get what you want then”

Knowing full well I will end up getting a kebab instead just to keep her happy.