Don't worry. She'll be back - as Nothing Compares To You.
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My wife left me about a fortnight ago because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor.
It's been 7 hours and 15 days.
Don't worry. She'll be back - as Nothing Compares To You.
You’ll get over it mate. When my missus left me she took my favourite Nirvana album. Nevermind.
My wife keeps comparing me unfavourably to Will Young.
Think she wants to leave right now.
My wife left me because she thinks I'm way too obsessed with Justin Bieber. Is it too late now to say sorry?
My wife and daughter left because of my obsession with Horse racing.
And they’re off!!!
My Mrs asked me to stop singing Oasis songs otherwise she'd leave me. I said "Maybe"
My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face...
My wife's decided she's leaving me because I'm useless at maths. I was expecting it though - I'd already put 1 and 2 together.
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy Days!!
My ex-wife left me and i even give her the bus fare to go. She did try to come back a few months later but i told her to get on her broom and don't bother! lol
This did make me chuckle
Seems i'm the lucky one. My wife has stood by me for 30 years, so for Xmas I treated her to a chair.
My wife decided she'd had a gutsful and fecked off to the West Indies....
Every where I go, I always take my wife with me.
It saves me from having to kiss her goodbye.
My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now..
My wife left me