My Missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with The Monkees.
At first I thought she was joking.
Then I saw her face
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My missus gave me a bollocking whilst farting in a lift , she said it's wrong on so many levels
My Missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with The Monkees.
At first I thought she was joking.
Then I saw her face
My mrs left me to go away with my best friend.
I really miss him.
The Doris told me she was leaving me because I was too cocky.
I told her to close the door on her way back in