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Me , Jenny Agutter and Nanette Newman doing an advert for dove soap in a hot tub
I am talking miss Agutter and Newman in their forties
That Dr Alice Roberts is doing the camera work
Or me , Victoria principal and Stephanie powers but they don't do dove in America so it would have to be some sort of engine oil
I would strangle a hundred kittens for half an hour with a soaped up Rachel Riley.
Mine is that we smashed Man City last Sunday.
That one of the goals (at least) was a long kick from our half over their goalkeepers head, as he was playing yards out of his penalty area
Musically, that I could be transported back in time to see either 1/the Motown revue when it hit the UK 2/Dusty Springfield live in concert 3/Free (the band) live
Sex wise. Maybe Susan George. She always did it for me as a teenager
Me and Liz Hurley and Halle Berry on a desert island. With plumbing and all mod cons.
Imagine my surprise last night when I was woken from my slumber by Cindy Crawford, who proceeded to lay on top of me, wearing only skimpy panties, and press her breasts into my face.
I was in heaven, and simply could not believe my luck, until a few seconds later, when I realised that it was only a poster of cindy crawford.
The blu tac had come loose and it had fallen off my bedroom wall and landed on me.
My only consolation is that I can now tell friends about the night cindy crawford fell for me!
2 lesbians, sisters, I’m just watching