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Drivers (usually women) in front of you at the petrol pumps who get in after paying, adjust their seat, piss about in their handbag, adjust the rear view mirror, turn around to throw something on the back seat etc etc, Just drive away for Christ’s sake😡
Ahhh another moan for me...
When I get in off a 12 hour night shift (walk to and from work also) and I get in to the dog sat by her lead and ball giving me them "come on let's go out" eyes.. so we do... and she does it again when I wake up in the afternoon... more demanding that in a woman ffs.
Not a fan of it..but I'll always pick up her shit as well.. annoys the **** out of me that people can't do this.
Dogs who shit where they like and don't clean it up
Dogs who think I like them sniffing around my stuff
Dogs who run after me when I'm on my bike
Dogs who don't stay under the control of their owner
Dogs who think I've told them it's ok for them to jump up to me
Dogs who's owners tell me - it's ok she's really friendly
Cats who shit in my garden
People who get 5 quid of petrol then do their weekly shop in the garage!
Dog owners who get up off a bench in a busy park and think it's ok to let the dog p*ss on the bench, knowing someone is inevitably going to sit there when she moves.
People who walk up to a pedestrian crossing without looking back then suddenly turn onto the crossing.
Sheffield Wednesday unable to shut out Villa.
Bristol City fans particularly Charlie the carrot cruncher.
Wolvelonsa fans.
Jacks, every last one of them.
Players scoring for fun when we send them out on loan
Putting your wanksock on your foot by mistake. Just after release is worst.
Thinking it's a bit of fun grabbing your neighbour's arse in a party until he invites you upstairs to keep things going.
Not lasting as long as a service station knob ring.
Not being able to have a slash on the train because some horny couple are banging away in there.
Flavoured condoms that don't taste as they should.
Peeling your bollocks off your leg on a hot day.
Middle lane hoggers, and people who drive in the dark with their day time running lights on without their rear lights on.
People who put their feet up on the seats in trains.
Guards on trains who don’t tell them to behave in a civilised way and get their filthy shoes off the seat as other people will need to sit there.
People that walk out onto a zebra crossing while on mobiles and don't look before they cross.
Woman that walk right to the edge of the pavement while pushing a pram or pushchair and put the pushchair onto the road automatically just so they can stand on the edge of pavement.
Deliveroo Cyclists. They are scum of the earth. Got to be the most dangerous people on the roads. No idea what carnage they are almost causing behind them. Should be legal to run one over per week.
The A side of the Record of The Bee side
Do women do that with prams?
Jesus wept.
I even stand back with the dog.
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Anyone who smokes pushing a pram.