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Asking for advice on this might be one of the more regrettable things I'll post on here, but here goes:
I've volunteered to be Santa Claus at a local Christmas fayre. Apart from being able to say "Ho hi ho" and having a natural Santa physique, anyone with any good advice on pulling off a good performance?
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Get the flu vaccine
Find some assistants by contacting the National Elf Service.
Don't ply the kids with City stats.
Leave out the ‘hi’ & put another ‘ho’ in 👍
Don't ask if the child's mother want to have a rummage around Santa's sack.
If the plan is to say "ho hi ho" you probably need the ability to distinguish an elf from a dwarf!
Mr half wasp. I think you have had some very sage advice on here today.![]()
If the kid says they want a Swansea shirt then tell them they'll only get that if they haven't been good. If they've been good they'll get a Cardiff shirt.
Would you need to get a CRB check?
Is Eric helping the Police with their enquiries yet?
I'd play him at centre-half, he can't be any worse than Bamba (who also likes to give away gifts).