Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
The bushes near Castell Coch's car park, South Wales' premier dogging spot, are regularly trimmed back by council contractors these days much to the chagrin of a certain poster here whose identity everyone can guess with their first pick. No longer can he lurk furtively in his ankle length trench coat.
I have it on excellent authority that the individual often takes to visiting a large department store in Cardiff for cheap thrills during the winter months where he hangs around the cafe area for hours sipping a single cup of tea. It is there where it's not uncommon for younger, modern-minded mothers to publicly breastfeed. He, I understand, lingers there hoping one lobs an udder out. Unlike all others, instead of pretending not to notice or discreetly look elsewhere, he immediately reaches for his specs to gain a clearer view.