Armchair fans of Liverpool please see fit to put the most boring effin memes and boring facts abut Salah Van Dijk and Mane etc on my facebook feed and put up bloody hundreds of videos of Liverpool fans en masse singing about Salah Van Dijk and Mane whilst I know that you will never ever ever ever be in any of those effin videos as you are never ever ever at any of these games as you are sat on your effin arses on your laptops and phones putting up these sh1tty memes on my facebook and twitter feed. YNWA - F uck right off you plastic t wats - if every football fan was as fickle and t watish as you football would be dead as there'd be nobody at games as we'd all be sitting in our chairs instead of at matches waiting to put up the latest meme that Salah is so much effing better than Rashford or whatever - just f uck off you glory seeking nonces


And breathe.......