Someone listened to athletico mince this week!
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My uncle went in a shop to buy a dozen bees for his hive, when he got home he counted them up and there were 13.
Being an honest man he rang the shop keeper up to tell him .
The shop keeper said "It's fine I added one extra, it's a freebee."
Someone listened to athletico mince this week!
Man goes into a cake shop.
"can I have a wasp, please?"
"We don't sell wasps."
"But you've got some in the window!"
It's taken years to come up with a sequel bob but it's a good one.
A football team of earwigs each carry a letter on their backs, earwig A, earwig B etc etc. During the match the earwig with the letter O on his back comes of the bench and the crowd can clearly be heard chanting earwig O earwig O earwig O.
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here“
Got stung by a wasp in Glastonbarry. I wasn't laughing then.
What's Mr T's favourite yoghurt? A PETIT FILOUS
A woman came up to me when I was sat outside a cafe reading yesterday and said "have you read marx"
I said yes I've been sitting in this wicker chair too long.
Don't know any bee jokes.
My New Years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant.
Roll on next year.
Q: What sort of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees!
In the school pantomime I once starred as the back end of a wasp.
I thought I was the bees knees.
My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up"