After much thought, I conclude that Glatzel is simply not up to it

[Eric the Half a Bee]

One goal in open play.
Pato also has one goal this season - and he's played a quarter of the time Glaxo has - and hasn't fully recovered from injury.

I have to admit that I'd rather Paterson up top. That says a lot about the strikers we've brought in since he was signed.