Never minding his speech , what a great film animal house was eh
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**** em up , get into em !
Kayrdiff
Never minding his speech , what a great film animal house was eh
Nah, it was shite. About as funny as an ingrown toenail is.
You're usually sat in the front pew at St Cadoc's Catholic Church at this time on a Sunday. No doubt you've been barred again. That spot offers the best vantage point to ogle the female organist's prominent chest. You've either overdone the double entendres directed at her or been rumbled for dropping clothes buttons rather than coins into the collection box. Own up, which is it?
It's a great film
I havnt been to church since being banned from being an altar boy after spending mass talking to my mate about women and fishing
The priest , a dodgy irish chap who always stank of booze had to keep coughing loudly to remind us to bring over the bread and wine , we were elsewhere I am afraid
I got a savage beating off my mother when I got home
The next week me and my mate were sitting down next to the main wall when a fly settled on the newly painted surface ..quick as a flash I dispatched him with a deadly strike of my right hand , leaving his brains splattered all over the wall
All creatures great and small and all that
Anyway my mate started laughing hysterically and that set me of and then communion was called we were paralysed with laughter , got to the bench to receive the body of christ and were laughing so much the priest refused to serve us as it were
We returned to our seats pissing ourselves laughing , I returned home to another telling off and never went to church ever again
Amen
What you giving up for Lent Sludge?