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Out shopping today
Loading my bags into the car
Spotted a credit card on the pavement
Went onto local community hub and said have found a card , anybody know who this is ?
Got a reply back saying it was someone who I shall only identify as a fairly famous welsh actress
Searched facebook and sent her a message saying I think I had her card
She had indeed lost it , was delighted I was so honest and is popping round to my house tomorrow to pick it up
She is quite a sort and looking at her facebook profile so are most of her mates
Somethings going to come of this , I can feel it in my bones
Keep trying lads , even in these desperate times , there is always hope
God bless you all
Christ no , shes about ninety
This lady , for she is a lady , is a welsh speaking actress with many welsh media friends
I am hoping to get a date with the black haired presenter of bbc wales today as a present for my public spirited actions
If not , she can piss off and I will cut the card up
Get your lynx Africa on
Ply her with your rapier wit.
Don't mention the Metal
Offer her some stew....
(without the cheese)
Shes online now telling me she will be round at half ten
Which gives me the added bonus of a lie in
Are you gonna wear your short dressing gown?
Has Derek the weatherman popped round to pick up his credit card yet?
She arrived 5 minutes late
But I was waiting for her
I strolled towards her car purposefully , card in hand
She said you are such a kind man
I said you are the most famous person I have ever met .......which was a lie , I met phil Stant
I dropped the card in her passenger seat
She said would you like some wine and handed a bottle toward me
I said I dont drink so she offered me some antifreeze
It was all very romantic
I wished her all the best , she waved and it was all over as she zoomed off in her car
She has my details , she knows where I live , I am awaiting her call
This is the way to deal with women
Ice cool
I am going through her facebook friends for possible victims
There is always hope , even in these darkest of times
Was a bit concerned about the anti freeze though , I was expecting a cash payment to be honest