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Thread: Quorn Tikka Masala

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    Quorn Tikka Masala

    Avoid at all costs

    It's like chewing cardboard

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quorn is the spawn of Satan's sweaty underpants.

    And it's got a stupid name.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quorn and South Asian food/recipes don't mix well

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Avoid at all costs

    It's like chewing cardboard
    Love Quorn, use it all the time. Cuts out the abattoir.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Had Quorn Bolognese once. It's weird because you're expecting the mince texture then get this stuff that's got no bite and is also feels smaller like it's had a go over in a food blender to make it all small and weird.

    Only plus was it was filling as ****.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quorn on the cob.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    A woman I work with reckoned the nuggets taste just like McDonalds ones. I did a blind taste test with my kids and they thought they were from McDs and didn't realise they weren't actually chicken. We have so many fun evenings in my house!

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Quorn on the cob.
    Has that got protected status in Lyme Regis?

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Quorn on the cob.
    More like quorn on the bog!!

    Anyway you, I went to Taunton again yesterday and you were nowhere to be seen!!!!!

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    More like quorn on the bog!!

    Anyway you, I went to Taunton again yesterday and you were nowhere to be seen!!!!!
    I heard you were you were coming so I took to my bunker.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I heard you were you were coming so I took to my bunker.
    seems like a sound plan!!!! But I'll be back!!!

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by Maccy Blue View Post
    A woman I work with reckoned the nuggets taste just like McDonalds ones. I did a blind taste test with my kids and they thought they were from McDs and didn't realise they weren't actually chicken. We have so many fun evenings in my house!
    you think the ones from Mc D are chicken

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    you think the ones from Mc D are chicken

  14. #14

    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    you think the ones from Mc D are chicken
    Ha ha - no idea, I wouldn't eat them!!

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quorn was "invented" by ICI.
    They were making animal feed for cows they then decided to cut out the middle cow and go straight to selling it to humans.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    Quorn was "invented" by ICI.
    They were making animal feed for cows they then decided to cut out the middle cow and go straight to selling it to humans.
    Christ it's like something out of soylent green

  17. #17

    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    ..up your arse

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Stick with Quornish Pasties.

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ..up your arse
    Raspberry jam

  20. #20

    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Raspberry jam


    It shouldn’t, but it fu****g does, mate!

  21. #21

    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    seems like a sound plan!!!! But I'll be back!!!
    What brings you here?

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    Re: Quorn Tikka Masala

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    Quorn was "invented" by ICI.
    They were making animal feed for cows they then decided to cut out the middle cow and go straight to selling it to humans.
    Best steer clear of it then.

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