You're doing cinema all wrong. Turn up 15 mins after it says it starts, no queue, couple of trailers maybe, film.
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I see the government are investing money into the arts and culture at this difficult time
Football .....into that
Fishing .......does that make me cultured ? Into that
Opera ......cant think of anything more boring than sitting down getting a numb ass listening to that dreadful singing
Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me
Classical music ........not into that
Jazz........nope
Somebody playing a harp and a load of kids dressed as pixies hopping round the stage ......nope
Live theatre ......far too fidgety to sit through that , would rather watch the telly
Comedy ......dont mind comedy clubs but not into big venue stuff.....small tick
Eating out ......curry or Mexican or steak is about my limit , pub grub is fine
Art exhibitions .......not interested
Cinema .......havnt been for 15 years , que up , sit through all those adverts , sod that
Storytelling festivals .......nope
Museums......quite like walking around a museum
Music .......now you are talking , rock and metal gigs , festivals in the past like butetown carnival , grangetown carnival , glastonbury , monsters of rock , reading , download
Contemporary arts festivals ..........basically a load of people dressed in tights dancing around on a stage .......no thanks
That's about it really
You're doing cinema all wrong. Turn up 15 mins after it says it starts, no queue, couple of trailers maybe, film.
No
My idea of an exotic meal is chicken tikka masala, half and half
I'm employed at a museum.I am culture.
depends on your culture
No-one is saying you have to enjoy everything on the list.