I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

[jon1959]

I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!

Shes a very successful lady

Management accountant

Earns top whack but very liberal

Drives an audi TT

Likes beef fried rice

[Jordi Culé]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Social distancing practiced?

[NYCBlue]

ABC. Always be closing.

[Llandaff Blue]

this is why I clapped for carers the other week, they work they do is fantastic

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

[ToTaL ITK]

There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Social distancing practiced?

She was in the lounge , I was in the toilet

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

Fagins , taffs well fc , hong kong takeaway , she took me to heaven and back

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

[delmbox]

who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

[Bluebirdman Of Alcathays]

who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

Did she sit in the passport photo booth to eat it?

Also, was it a first date? Seems a long old day for that - there's a danger they get to know too much too soon. Should just meet for a quick coffee, which in Taff's Well you'd probably get from a cobbler.

[goats]

Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it?

[bobh]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Then you woke up and realised it was all a dream.

[Vindec]

House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

She most certainly isnt

She votes liberal

Which to be fair is almost the same these days

[NYCBlue]

My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

I have run it dry

[Wales-Bales]

Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it?

It's a dump.

[NYCBlue]

I have run it dry

Figuratively and literally.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

[dembethewarrior]

I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

Nice fillets today.

[life on mars]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Idyllic

[life on mars]

Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

Normal