I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

[life on mars]

It's a dump.

Its not

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

Nice fillets today.

Is it really chicken ?

I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's a dump.

Lovely little village

Unless it floods

[dembethewarrior]

Is it really chicken ?

I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg

Probably not, being from KFC but it tastes really nice.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I have run it dry

Stop tugging it for a couple of days then.

[goats]

Lovely little village

Unless it floods

I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.

[waynekerr55]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Grrrrrr SEX!

[The Bloop]

Figuratively and literally.

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[The Bloop]

Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

I assume that you know that going for a coffee doesn't mean she wants to go for a coffee ?
I'd double up on the Lynx Africa is I were you.🙂

[dembethewarrior]

I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.

Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)

[WJ99mobile]

The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution

[RichardM]

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

You must have been walking very slowly to spend the afternoon walking around the village.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)

Management accountant

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution

Shes a liberal capitalist

I have met a few

The chinese we went to was called hong kong , which I thought was original

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Grrrrrr SEX!

I would like to have it off with her

[Taunton Blue Genie]

You will know immediately if she is a keeper: she will have elephant dung on her boots.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Phoned tonight .

I was in the shower .

Naked .

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Phoned tonight .

I was in the shower .

Naked .

Most people are when they shower.

[Tuerto]

Most people are when they shower.

He just likes to let us all know.

[splott parker]

Most people are when they shower.

It pissed down last night, when he says he was naked in the shower...........draw your own conclusions!

[dembethewarrior]

He just likes to let us all know.

Weird isn't it.