Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
If I remember rightly it had age restrictions where you had to be over 21 or something daft. I went in with a load of older blokes as I was pissed from being at a funeral wake. I attracted the attention of a woman from Pontlottyn who I think wanted to mother me by offering me breast feeding by the way she kept on pushing my head into her tits? After she whispered how she would use a few of her party pieces into my ear, I told her the only thing a sane, heterosexual could do.

“Look love I’m gay.”

I left and spent the next hour in Baverstocks car park ****ing petrified.


Talking of Pontlottyn, can you remember the club that used to have a disco on a Saturday night? I can't remember the name of it, but I'm sure it went by the nickname of 'the spunk-shed'. Had a few good nights in there
I'm pretty sure its been demolished now.