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Whereas penydarren social club is in penydarren ?
Remember a pre season with the martyrs many years ago , the social club was packed as was the ground
Then a few years ago a load of pissed up youngsters caused a load of hassle after coming up on the train from cardiff
Stupid sods
Havnt been back since
If I remember rightly it had age restrictions where you had to be over 21 or something daft. I went in with a load of older blokes as I was pissed from being at a funeral wake. I attracted the attention of a woman from Pontlottyn who I think wanted to mother me by offering me breast feeding by the way she kept on pushing my head into her tits? After she whispered how she would use a few of her party pieces into my ear, I told her the only thing a sane, heterosexual could do.
“Look love I’m gay.”
I left and spent the next hour in Baverstocks car park ****ing petrified.
‘The Spunk Shed’ (Pontlottyn Legion) was the place to go on a Sunday. Still makes me chuckle thinking about the place.
Made a couple of walks of shame from Fochriw after dazzling the women folk with my full set of teeth and ability not to dribble saliva down my chops whilst speaking. In their eternal gratitude for my humble nature and sparkling charisma one thoughtfully gave me an STI.
I can laugh about it now...
Rhymney Workies was another I frequented. We'd start off in that club on the corner that had a snooker table with bunkers on it. The air was thick with weed and there were people doing lines on the bar
Pulled a couple of 'ladies' from New Tredegar the one night. That was an experience I'll never forget.
New Tredegar, **** me you’re brave!
Remember ‘The County Hotel’ in Ebbw Vale? With lads I used to watch City with I got persuaded to spend a Friday night in Ebbw Vale. It’s the only place I left with both a shag mark on the neck and a thick lip from some ****ing looper from Brynmawr.
Yeah, sadly The County Hotel is no longer there. Had some great nights in there. I remember I pulled some fat bird the one night, bought her a kebab and told her I loved her, the rest is history. The following weekend she comes up to me at the beginning of the night when I'm stone cold sober and with all my mates, and says ''Hiya, you going to buy me a drink then?'' panic stricken and full of embarrassment in front of my mates who I'd not mentioned the previous weekends shenanigans for obvious reasons. I blurted out ''I can't sorry love, my missus is over there." She then launched her Bacardi and Coke straight in my face, much to the amusement of not only my mates, but the rest of the pub too
I'm from Brynmawr, but it wasn't me
They’ve had several promotions on the spin and got to the quarters of the Welsh Cup 2 years ago. I think theyve found their level now though. 2 off the WPL. 3rd tier of Welsh football I believe.
They were the enemy when I was younger. I played for Georgetown who produced most of the professional footballers from the town. We had a bitter rivalry. These days Penydarren have left Georgetown in their wake. Got a good set up down there,