Wait 'til you hit 60. The only erection you'll have is the scaffolding on your house.
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Not the drug. In my 20’s used to eat what I want.
Kebab for breakfast? Go enjoy yourself. Flaming hot curry? No problemo. 6 double cheeseburgers? Is that it?
Hit 30 and crippling heartburn and acid all too familiar. Changed my diet slightly but as soon as old eating habits resume, it’s back like a buzzard waiting for it’s fill.
Even the smell of a pickled egg now can give me symptoms of a heart attack.
Wait 'til you hit 60. The only erection you'll have is the scaffolding on your house.
I’m 65 and the doctor has put me on a course of anti hard on tablets.
A mate of mine is hung like a horse
People run screaming from what he's got in his trousers