Do you regularly go on holiday ?

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christ no , pesky little things

Camping is my idea of hell , dodgy showers , damp tents , rain , setting up the tent in the first place , nightmare

Lol...you could do with 3 months travelling around India, that would sort you out. If you need help with places to go let me know.
You like weed don’t you? Loads there. Also Mexico, a few months doing the Mayan trail would be good for you. Loads of grass there too.....