Alan Wright at left back? He wasn't great for us though was he. Matt Brazier was good as well before we signed him permanently.

I'd have Bywater as a rival for Dimi, J Lloyd Samuel must be a candidate for the worst team as well and you could say second spell Koumas as well - think you're being harsh on Zaha, I think of him as generally being poor in home games for us, but I thought he played well quite often when we were away.