Man City v Man U

[splott parker]

Have you sat her down and explained all of this to her?

I’m imagining Paul and his dog sat down, Paul, coat and shoes on, dog with the lead in his gob and the cat nonchalantly pissing them off, “Shall I go for a walk? Shall I stay in? Look at those two mugs waiting, I think I’ll make him miss the first half hour of the football”