Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
Stealing 70p from the church congregation collection, the school was attached to the church. Pinching a box of smiths crisps from the tuck shock stock room. Climbing on the school roof and pinching an almost brand new Adidas Tango football. Putting a grass snake in Lisa roberts draw. Bringing a baby crow to school and hiding him in the toilets. And that was just junior school. In high school i was caned twice, in my first year, it was banned for the second year, my crimes were pea shooting the French Teacher, proper shot, right between the eyes, it didn't help when she pretended to be concussed The other incident was for fighting in Woodwork. Suspended countless times, thrown out at fifteen. I was a disaster in school.

Definitely not the Messiah, you were a very naughty boy !