Premier League footballer arrested on suspicion of child sex offences

[dembethewarrior]

Never mind pics showing the alleged girl
Have you seen pics of Gylfi’s Mrs??
Oh my days
Absolute cracker
Can’t for the life of me see anyone playing away 😊🥰🤪

I have not as it goes.

They all will mate, even local lads with a banger of a missus will put their pennis in a local slapper.

[dembethewarrior]

yes...she is F......lippin nice....but hey...do not believe everything that is alleged....

Fliping nice? You do know the age?

[lardy]

Fliping nice? You do know the age?

I'm hoping he was referring to his wife. In that post, at least

[splott parker]

I have not as it goes.

They all will mate, even local lads with a banger of a missus will put their pennis in a local slapper.

Lucky Dennis

[dembethewarrior]

I'm hoping he was referring to his wife. In that post, at least

Fair shout that 👍

[dembethewarrior]

Lucky Dennis

He's a right menace 😂

[xsnaggle]

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

[BLUETIT]

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

[Tuerto]

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

What do you do if your missus is more value range frozen burger? Not much room to manoeuvre.

[xsnaggle]

What do you do if your missus is more value range frozen burger? Not much room to manoeuvre.

But when its got ketchup and onions etc. on it one burger tastes much the same as another.
The same man, when asked what he would be if he wasn't a professional footballer replied: 'A virgin'

[splott parker]

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

Yet it’s still difficult for a pro footballer to admit he prefers the sausage.