How the heck do you purchase a ticket for either of this weeks friendlies, please?

[I'll give you the Malky!!]

Hold on. We may have a problem. I have a season ticket (that I rarely use) and associated card. They may add the game to the card so our Dick Dastardly plan won't work since I have the card here.

I honestly didnt think you're allowed to do this because it's your details stored for track and trace purposes (might be wrong tho)