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Thread: Death To The Weeds

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    Death To The Weeds

    In my back yard

    Gallon of vinegar

    Bag of salt

    Spray it on

    Sit back and watch genocide

    Have it

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    Re: Death To The Weeds

    Is that the track listing from their new album?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Is that the track listing from their new album?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    In my back yard

    Gallon of vinegar

    Bag of salt

    Spray it on

    Sit back and watch genocide

    Have it

    ...dirty Weeds?

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    Gosh some folk have all the fun .

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    Plant based genocide!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ...dirty Weeds?
    If they turn up they are having it big time

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ...dirty Weeds?
    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Plant based genocide!!!!
    I spray it on the bustards

    Give it a week

    And watch them shrivel and wilt and die and turn into dust

    Hard-core

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I spray it on the bustards

    Give it a week

    And watch them shrivel and wilt and die and turn into dust

    Hard-core

    The vinegar is doing nothing unless it’s agricultural vinegar which is hard to get without a licence. You can distill it yourself if you can be bothered. If it rains the salt will wash through.
    If it’s a yard and you do not want to grow anything there in the future, the most effective thing is diesel although of course I’m not telling you to do that since it’s illegal and it upsets the tree huggers in the unlikely event that anyone finds out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonnieBird View Post
    The vinegar is doing nothing unless it’s agricultural vinegar which is hard to get without a licence. You can distill it yourself if you can be bothered. If it rains the salt will wash through.
    If it’s a yard and you do not want to grow anything there in the future, the most effective thing is diesel although of course I’m not telling you to do that since it’s illegal and it upsets the tree huggers in the unlikely event that anyone finds out.
    Ordinary 5 percent white vinegar 1 litre mixed with 3 tablespoons of salt and a squirt of washing up liquid did the business for me last summer

    Round up aka Gallup is good but expensive

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    No I agree entirely. Domestic weed killers are ridiculously over priced and you’re absolutely right to seek alternatives.
    If it works for you that’s great, but just chipping in with other suggestions to help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonnieBird View Post
    No I agree entirely. Domestic weed killers are ridiculously over priced and you’re absolutely right to seek alternatives.
    If it works for you that’s great, but just chipping in with other suggestions to help.
    I hate gardening , growing veg etc but love killing weeds

    I think I have found my role in life

    4 gallons of white vinegar is 20 quid

    I litre of round up is 6 quid

    Clearly the glysophate weed killer is more effective but very expensive , I find putting plenty of salt in with the vinegar and the sticking effect of the washing up liquid does the job but it often needs another application to kill everything off

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    Never understood going to the trouble of going out and buying expensive weed killer or making your own when it's far easier just to dig them out.
    A bit of graft to get the root system out but a permanent solution.

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    I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the simplest and cheapest method of exterminating those pesky pop ups

    Boiling water !!!

    Boil the kettle

    Pour straight on the invader

    Wilts in front of your eyes and is gone in a few days never to return 😀👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnysideup View Post
    I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the simplest and cheapest method of exterminating those pesky pop ups

    Boiling water !!!

    Boil the kettle

    Pour straight on the invader

    Wilts in front of your eyes and is gone in a few days never to return 😀👍
    Death to the invader

    Could have been written by Slayer

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    I don't mind the weeds. Ants are my nemesis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    I don't mind the weeds. Ants are my nemesis.
    Boiling water poured over the nest works wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Boiling water poured over the nest works wonders.
    The busy f*ckers out my back gets their tea bags out when I do that

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    Re: Death To The Weeds

    One man's weed is another man's ecosystem. You kill them when they are somewhere you don't like then protest over roads being built that rips them up.Save the weed!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    One man's weed is another man's ecosystem. You kill them when they are somewhere you don't like then protest over roads being built that rips them up.Save the weed!!!!!
    Free The Weed Man

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    Re: Death To The Weeds

    Think of it as meadowing your garden. That's a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    The busy f*ckers out my back gets their tea bags out when I do that
    Kinky neighbours?

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    Re: Death To The Weeds

    Try pissing on them after a day on the cider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Boiling water poured over the nest works wonders.
    I don't want to kill the moss though.

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    I just want a patio free of weed scum where I can sit and watch the birds feed on my table

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