Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
Killing weeds in the back yard

I have got it nailed

I even did the neighbours the other day
I've no doubt you did the neighbours, but what about their weeds?

I reckon that mum's with kids doing the food shopping should. Be a professional discipline. Some of the skills on display are remarkable. My missus would have three of them, either fighting, throwing fruit, running up the aisles and she would hardly lose focus, sorting the kids without taking her eyes off the shelves and avoiding other shopping trolleys. I was pathetic, I'd feed them sweets and bribe them with toys, sweets and ice cream in order to get the **** out of the place.