I hope you kept the receipt!

[Armitage Shanks]

Any returns from your presents today?

Not for me. First time ever !

[blue matt]

My wife didn't really like her pizza trays but loved her football bench coat, so it was a lose - win

[Wash DC Blue]

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

[Cleve van Leef]

My wife has gone, do I get a receipt for that?

[life on mars]

Yep , my blow up doll has gone down on me , learnt my lesson from last year .

[Taunton Blue Genie]

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

We don't need another Hiro.

[Wash DC Blue]

We don't need another Hiro.

😆😆

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Since Lockdown I have been doing the weekly shopping for a dear old German lady I know. Last year, her son (who lives over an hour away) cunningly put £50 in a Christmas card envelope for me (which I used on her shopping instead) but the swine has put £100 book voucher in this year's card. Funnily enough, he has enclosed the receipt.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Mobile liquid soap dispenser

From my Chinese friend in Cardiff

It's like something out of a car boot sale

It's the thought that counts

[xsnaggle]

Yep , my blow up doll has gone down on me , learnt my lesson from last year .

Has or hasn't gone down on you?

[life on mars]

Has or hasn't gone down on you?

Either way dolly is going back, has let me down , just slouches In the corner , hissing at me .

[splott parker]

Either way dolly is going back, has let me down , just slouches In the corner , hissing at me .

Have you tried it inside out?

[dandywarhol]

An alarm lock which lights, the whole street and, I'm retired A coat which is, 2 sizes to big and a, posh bag with shoe polish.
I've always said the most, said words at, Christmas, are. Have you got the receipt?

[bobh]

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

'kin' 'ell, they're pricey!

[Wash DC Blue]

'kin' 'ell, they're pricey!

Sharp as fook as well.
Managed to cut myself first time using one yesterday.
Ridiculous slicing through, say an onion.
Hardly any pressure is needed compared to my old ones.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

Were you considering other knives but decided you were holding out for a Hiro?

[ToTaL ITK]

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

it's bad luck to give knives as a present. Unless you give here something in return.

[Wash DC Blue]

it's bad luck to give knives as a present. Unless you give here something in return.

Hmmm interesting

[Wash DC Blue]

Were you considering other knives but decided you were holding out for a Hiro?

😆😆

[ken smith]

Mobile liquid soap dispenser

From my Chinese friend in Cardiff

It's like something out of a car boot sale

It's the thought that counts

Why did you point out the ethnicity of your "friend"?
A bit of a weird thing to do.

[Armitage Shanks]

Why did you point out the ethnicity of your "friend"?
A bit of a weird thing to do.

We all do that don't we, whether it be subconscious or not.
I say my Spanish friend in work for example

[bobh]

Sharp as fook as well.
Managed to cut myself first time using one yesterday.
Ridiculous slicing through, say an onion.
Hardly any pressure is needed compared to my old ones.

Well they do say the most dangerous item in the kitchen is the blunt knife
(If you have to apply pressure it can slip and cut you )

[Taunton Blue Genie]

We all do that don't we, whether it be subconscious or not.
I say my Spanish friend in work for example

Even though he's Chinese?

[Wash DC Blue]

Well they do say the most dangerous item in the kitchen is the blunt knife
(If you have to apply pressure it can slip and cut you )

I probably am in all fairness!
These things are ridiculous though...bonkers how they cut.

Bring on the Puffer Fish 🐡