Put it in the machine.
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What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.
Use her toothbrush- electric ones with a rotating head will produce the best results.
see..this is what happens when you watch love island
warm it with a hair dryer then chip it off with a hammer and bolster
anyone else reading the thread title to the tune of smoke on the water?
Thanks for the tips all.
For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.
When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.
I can see a new chant developing.
"Poo on the sofa, you shouldn't poo on the sofa..."