Bojo will be gone in 1 week

[Citizen's Nephew]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-joh...tands-12525259

Somebody help me out. If these photos are legit?

Are these the parties he didn't attend or the parties he didn't know were parties, his birthday celebration (which obviously wasn't a party) or was this photo the work meeting?

I'm fuucked if I know the difference anymore?

I can confirm they are in fact Dick pics. The Met. #NSFW.