Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
The ambiguous report: "People are being advised to avoid touching or feeding birds at a city park (Roath) after several have died with suspected bird flu."

Mrs Cyclops has just returned from a visit to Roath Park after feeding the ducks/swans. She touches them. I began reading this report aloud. She ran around a bit and then collapsed. It was only after she revived a little that I was able to reassure her that it was the birds which had died with suspected bird flu and not 'people'
Hahaha, that is genuinely funny