I love The Great Reset. It's like buying one of those "Conspiracy Theories For Dummies" Books.

Chapter 1

Mathematical Equations

The Great Reset = Any bit of shit that happens in the world = It's not an accident = The Great Reset.

Anyone over the age of 8 who's ever watched tv for a day could come up with this kind of shit but apparently there is small self-selected few who believe you need special powers to suck this up.

Apologies for not replying sooner but I thought I would spend an evening sceptically shuffling a Ouija Board.

Anyway, some Doubting Evans I turned out to be.

No sooner had I started that I was getting strong voices.

Someone calling herself Golden Betty made her presence felt. She said she wanted me to find someone called Morgan and his stupid man-child servant she called Guley (the board was moving fast so it could be mis-spelt.)

She said, tell him MAY.....no wait....it was MAYBE.....MAYBE JUNE.

She said he would know what that means.

She also said that if Morgan and man-child did not make a significant donation to the #GoldenBettyBatShit Foundation in the next few days, Rubles only, then it's unlikely she will make them itk again.